Went to London to a Dovebid Auction at the English precious metals exchange. It overlooked the back yard and gardens of Buckingham Castle. I was kinda fun and i treated everyone nice, like a poor man’s version of Trump and still in training and flaws to lose but i have some of the same qualities but i’m softer.

Anyway this is my old friend Mike Quon he was a stud at every sport, state champ but he’s the Alpha dumbass like most my friends. Me to but i had a damaged side and soft side i guess. THAT BEING SAID if i have to take care of business i do.

We go to a pub in a town about an hour east of London. Mike see this deal, if you drink 4 shots of Jameson you get a Beenie. So of course the meathead alpha energy just kicks in and i say BRO we’re here on business, Which if you knew me then it would be funny.

Four Shots GONE in 30 SECONDS- Beanie 1

Eyes a bit glossy a few Guinness later, LIGHT BULB, I NEED to get a beenie for Tanya(Wife) I Say “HELL YA BRO DO IT.

Been here before, so i say On me, it always was anyway, i go get and served up

Four Shots GONE in 60 SECONDS- Beanie 2

More Guinness forward 3 hours and he’s HAMMERED telling English chicks how he surfed Pipeline Hawaii and I said in summer it was 2 foot surf i know but he deserved what was coming.

I then am at the bar i devised a scheme with the bartender where if he Skulls 4 pints of Guinness he gets a Guinness tshirt and i worked it out with the bartender that if he drank four, I would just pay him for the shirt on my tab.

called Mike over told him the great deal. He was gung ho.. Like i don’t see that, i was kinds a dick but in fun.

I bought 2 new Guinness tshirts

then what proceeded to happen. I have a few pictures here he passed out, threw up in the bar. I have pictures of him. I sent the bartender. He hit his nose, cracked his nose. He fell and hit the table. I sent one of the guys to the store to get Band-Aids, he came back with two boxes. One of them had pink and blue Band-Aids so he was wearing a pink Band-Aid. I have pictures probably 15 pictures.

it became happy hour and people started to get enough work. We had a puke mop bucket with my friend passed out from California and a pink Band-Aid on his nose and everybody in the bar was taking pictures with him like weekend at Bernie’s. It was classic.

so finally I had to go back a friend of mine was flying in from Egypt a girl a medic camp in the eighth grade actually. And she was fine to do some work for us so we had to get a cab.

cap shows up it’s a Pakistani driver. He sees Mike and says no way. Basically he’s going to puke in my cab. I make a deal with them 100 pounds if Mike pukes and I’ll get the guys at the hotel to clean it up.

HE PUKED in rush hour he’s passed out head Bob and I rolled down the window. Everybody’s cracking up. It’s going in the other way. It’s just like a one way street but it’s traffic and the puke is slashing all along. It’s one of those black cabs. You know couple seats on each side they’re really nice get to the hotel get the cab driver 100 pounds.

we stayed at a place. It was like a Eastern European guy bought a soccer team. They were like division one or two at the time it starts with an R Reading we were in Reading England. So there’s a hotel it’s attached to the soccer stadium. that’s where we stayed and I’m a good tipper really good tipper all the guys love me.

they got like four guys a couple of them take Mike up to his room.

they are cleaning crew down there Glass spic and span. I gave them 100 pounds and everything was good.

I then while I was waiting for them to clean I had a couple drinks at the bar waited my friend got into town. That’s why we had to leave me and her went up to check on him.

I got him in the shower. He was laying in the shower with the shower on phone rings. It’s his wife Tonya and she’s she’s a Rager and our friend answers the phone my friend she’s like hello Shannon’s name I really I can’t remember right now, but I can see her face. She’s my eighth grade girlfriend who when social media just started. We hooked up she happen to be in Egypt and so I said come over and work for me and we had fun. But she answered the phone hello and Tonya said who is this and she said Shannon click hang up.

it was like six or seven. Me and her went out and had some dinner. Had a few drinks. I got back in my room about 12 and with jet lag you know I’m up at like two.

call in my room. It’s Mike. “What the fuck happened” my response “Oh i’ll show you” when I sent the kid to get Band-Aids. I told him to get me a portable camera disposable camera. Which we had time to get developed at the our place across the street before we went home.

and he said oh shit and I said do you remember anything? He goes a little bit and he goes but I just called Tonya cause I woke up and I said hey baby., and she said fuck you and hung up.

and I said well that’s probably because Shannon answered your phone when she called. GH SHIT I forgot all about this, but I pulled out pictures. It looks like like I’ve been saving it almost looks like I’ve been deleting pictures and just cause I need room but I’ve kept enough just to keep some memories. I think it was my brain damage way of thinking at some point in the last eight years.